flora force ([info]stainedclass) wrote,
2005-07-20 07:53:00
I stepped outside to fetch the paper and the sky looks like nuclear winter; every square inch of blue replaced with a dreary Belden Grey. It appears as though Mr. Sun won't be coming out to celebrate Grace's birthday. I, however, will.

Mombirthday haiku!

For Miss Momberger
Biological clock purse
Signals 18 years

G-Mom flaunts talent
Sings soul atop piano
Salada like whoa

Real UIL judge
Bound and gagged, replaced by ex-
Dairy Queen con man

Singapore will soon
Get the pleasure of she who
Talks like Teri Marsh

Happy birthday, and seriously guys, would it be too much to ask of your parents to stop conceiving children in sync with each other? I get dreadful carpal tunnel this time of year.

GRACECREST OUT

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[info]hawaiianremix25

July 20 2005, 17:30:46 UTC 6 years ago

Sadly, a hurricane from now, which would be a female G-name, won't be a late present. They looked at "Grace" and were like "Grace is good, but I think instead we should go with.....Gert."
And that was that. Tropical Depression Gert, stay tuned.

[info]stainedclass

July 20 2005, 23:51:41 UTC 6 years ago

Incidentally, Grace was the name of the 1991 hurricane that spawned the movie The Perfect Storm, and in 2003 made landfall at Galveston as a tropical storm.
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